Murrieta Housewife Meets Hollywood

The owner of West Hollywood's Sur, Lisa Vanderpump, Gigi and myself

Just a regular Wednesday night, for this Murrieta Housewife.  Killer heels, strawberry martinis, fabulous girlfriends and gorgeous celebrities.  Ok, maybe not EVERY Wednesday but it sure did happen last week.  I had the wonderful opportunity to attend a private VIP event to launch the premier of the #GreenHousewives at West Hollywood’s newest and chicest spot [...]

Table Flippin’ Friday – McDonald’s Drive Thru Stalkers Edition

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What’s the deal with McDonald’s workers stalking customers for orders before we pull up to the menu in the drive thru?!  I’m so uncomfortable and really just plain annoyed by the whole invasion of my vehicle’s personal space. WTH McDonald’s!?  Why are you sticking some poor little girl in the middle of the bushes to [...]

Table Flippin’ Friday – Wipe Out

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Have you ever clicked on something and got a virus?  Well, not just any virus but a virus that wipes out ALLLLL of your files? It happened to me this week on my laptop and I’m speechless. Literally. For some reason I’m more creative brilliant sitting in the bed or via the couch on my [...]

Table Flippin’ Friday – Angry Bathroom Cleaner Edition

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Cleaning the bathrooms are my least favorite thing to do.  Especially the one off the kitchen downstairs.  For some reason this is preferred bombing station.  I guess it’s just too much for these people to walk through our massive 1,870 sq ft mansion to do the deed and use the others. Needless to say when [...]

Table Flippin’ Friday – Skinny Cows are for MAMAS!

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Am I the only one who has to sneak to eat food?  There are only a few delightful treats that I enjoy in life and I have to wait until kids AND hubby are asleep to pull them out.  And many times waiting doesn’t even secure the promise of eating in peace.  The four-year old [...]

Table Flippin’ Friday – Choked Up Edition

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Around 2:00am, I awoke in a coughing attack.  One of those coughs where you just probably choked on your own slobber (sorry TMI) and no matter how hard or loud you cough your throat still feels tingly. I remember buying some cough drops awhile back, so I finally gave in and got up to get [...]

Table Flippin’ Friday – CheapTickets Vs. United

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What do you mean I didn’t pay for my return airline ticket!? 4am and I’m standing at the United Airlines counter to hear this ridiculousness! “Sorry Ma’am, but since you booked with CheapTickets, you’ll have to contact them and solve the problem.” I could have jumped over the counter and choked the woman. 20 minutes [...]

Table Flippin’ Friday – Silly Mama Edition

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I headed out the door the other morning to take my daughter to preschool and as she climbs into the car she laughs “Silly Mama, there’s eggs in the car!” Huh? Eggs?? Not eggs but EGGS, MILK, BUTTER, COFFEE CREAMER you name it!  Basically the whole effin diary isle was still sitting in bags in the back seat from [...]

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