....when life gets too deep.
What’s the deal with McDonald’s workers stalking customers for orders before we pull up to the menu in the drive thru?! I’m so uncomfortable and really just plain annoyed by the whole invasion of my vehicle’s personal space. WTH McDonald’s!? Why are you sticking some poor little girl in the middle of the bushes to [...]
Have you ever clicked on something and got a virus? Well, not just any virus but a virus that wipes out ALLLLL of your files? It happened to me this week on my laptop and I’m speechless. Literally. For some reason I’m more creative brilliant sitting in the bed or via the couch on my [...]
Four days left and my wick is short! Although I’ve been more patient this year I STILL have no business going out to a Super Target four days before Christmas. Listen, if your crew is more than four AND one of those members is over 18, please rethink your shopping strategy because you are annoying [...]
This week my childhood bestie {Heather}, has come to visit from Kansas. When I pulled into the airport to pick her up she looked like she could spit nails. After she told me why, all I could do was laugh and beg her to guest post this week! Welcome & Congratulations Heather on your first [...]
Cleaning the bathrooms are my least favorite thing to do. Especially the one off the kitchen downstairs. For some reason this is preferred bombing station. I guess it’s just too much for these people to walk through our massive 1,870 sq ft mansion to do the deed and use the others. Needless to say when [...]
Am I the only one who has to sneak to eat food? There are only a few delightful treats that I enjoy in life and I have to wait until kids AND hubby are asleep to pull them out. And many times waiting doesn’t even secure the promise of eating in peace. The four-year old [...]
Around 2:00am, I awoke in a coughing attack. One of those coughs where you just probably choked on your own slobber (sorry TMI) and no matter how hard or loud you cough your throat still feels tingly. I remember buying some cough drops awhile back, so I finally gave in and got up to get [...]
What do you mean I didn’t pay for my return airline ticket!? 4am and I’m standing at the United Airlines counter to hear this ridiculousness! “Sorry Ma’am, but since you booked with CheapTickets, you’ll have to contact them and solve the problem.” I could have jumped over the counter and choked the woman. 20 minutes [...]
I headed out the door the other morning to take my daughter to preschool and as she climbs into the car she laughs “Silly Mama, there’s eggs in the car!” Huh? Eggs?? Not eggs but EGGS, MILK, BUTTER, COFFEE CREAMER you name it! Basically the whole effin diary isle was still sitting in bags in the back seat from [...]
If you currently are signed up with Yahoo! Business and want a website make over and you are not willing to change web host, please don’t call me. I can not create a beautiful, professional looking site with software that is 5 years old! That is all. <img src=”http://shallowocity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/button.png” _mce_src=”http://shallowocity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/button.png”/> Channel your inner feisty housewife [...]
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