Four days left and my wick is short! Although I’ve been more patient this year I STILL have no business going out to a Super Target four days before Christmas.
Listen, if your crew is more than four AND one of those members is over 18, please rethink your shopping strategy because you are annoying and probably blocking the coffee.
I’m sorry, you may think I’m rude by saying to large families “Stay home if you need to bring immediate AND extended family members shopping”, but you’re wrong and I’m right. This particular family had Grandma pushing one of those stupid car shaped baskets loaded with kids, and what set me off was that they had parked themselves in front of the coffee while their oldest was struggling trying to get into the back of the cart. And when I say OLDEST, I mean his big a*! had clearly graduated several years ago. If you can drive the family to the store, than you have no business trying to jump in the back of a shopping cart!
I really tried to wait without rolling my eyes and taking deep obvious breaths of pissoffniss (ha, just made that word up) but the voice of my evil Sensei on my shoulder kept telling me to
“Sweep the leg!”
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